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Funny Jokes In Hindi

By Swaggie - April 18, 2018

Swaggie Status has a huge collection of Funny Jokes for WhatsApp and Facebook, Swaggie Status bundled the best Funny Jokes in one place for you. so you can copy your favorite joke and use it in your WhatsApp status and post it on facebook wall and use it as you picture caption. WhatsApp and Facebook are being used by millions of people from all around the world and I think you are using these two apps as well if you are not using these two apps so probably you are from some other planet of the universe. Funny Jokes for WhatsApp and Status on Funny Jokes collection of WhatsApp is given below.

Funny Jokes In Hindi


Funny Jokes In Hindi

You will get here the best Funny jokes for WhatsApp and Facebook, We hope you'll like our collection of Jokes.



Ladka – Main apki beti se shadi karna chahta hu,
Ladki ke pita – Kitna kama lete ho?
Ladka – 20,000 Rupay mahina.
Ladki ka pita – 17,000 main apni beti ko pocket money deta hun
Ladka – Wo mila ke hi bol raha hu uncle.

Pati – Arey kaha jaa rahi ho Tum?
Patni – Dikhta nahi kya, Nahane ja rahi hu.
Pati – Arey toh mobile lekar kyu jaa rahi ho?
Patni – Phir balti bharne tak kya karugi.

Biwi ko thappad mar kar.
Husband: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai.
Phir biwi ne 4 Thappad, 6 laat, 8 dande mar kar dho dala aur boli,
Aap kya samajhte hai main aapse pyar nahi karti.

Maa bete se: Nalayak tu baal kyu nahi katwata?
Beta: Arey mummy ye fashion hai.
Maa: Nalayak teri badi behen ko dekhne aaye the lekin baalo ke chakkar mein tujhe pasand karke chale gaye.

Ek ladka achanak ladki dekh kar shayar ban gaya.
"Labz tere, Geet mere, Gazal koi suna daalu kya?"
Ladki Boli "Hath mere, Gaal tere, Kaan ke niche bajaa dalu kya?

Patni: Shadi ke baad tum mujhse pyar nahi karte ab.
Pati: Exam clear hone ke baad kaun padhta hai yaar?.

Dost : Kya tumne kabhi koi Dangerous Sports khela hai.
Me: Han kabhi-kabhi mummy ko ulta jawab de deta hu.

Santa kele kharidne gaya.
Santa: Ek kela kitne ka hai bhai?
Shop Keeper: 10 rupay ka hai
santa: 4 rupay mein dede.
Shop keeper: 4 rupay mein chilka dunga.
Santa: Ye le 6 rupay sirf kela dede chilka tu rakh le.

Ek gaon mein sher ghus gaya pata hai phir kya hua?
Jo kaam sarkar saalo se nahi kar saki wo kaam sher ne 3 din mein kar diya.
Gaon walo ki khule mein saoch jaane ki aadat badal gai.
("Swachh Bharat Abhiyan")

Banta: Tumhari sabse badi taqat kya hai?
Santa: Meri patni.
Banta: Tumhari sabse badi kamjori kya hai?
Santa: Dusro ki patni.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ke account mein 5 Lakh rupay jama kara kar bank employee se puchta hai ki.
Itne mein wo jail chali jayegi ya aur jama karaun?

Teacher: Newton ka niyam bataao?
Student: Sir pura toh yaad nahi last ka yaad hai...
Teacher: Chalo last ka hi sunao.
Student: "Aur ise hi Newton ka niyam kehte hai.

Santa: Doctor sahab main chasma laga kar padh toh sakunga na?
Doctor: Han han bikul.
Santa: Thank You doctor sahab aapne anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di...
Doctor sahab khud ke hospital mein bharti.



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